Fine. If you're really THAT interested... a little history for ya. My friend Sylvia and I used to have an elusive website floating about the Internet, Keithspants. She did all the HTML-ing, until finally one day she got lazy and said, "here, YOU learn how to do it!" and sent me a link to HTML Goodies where I learned all my *impressive* tricks of the trade. Then we shut Keithspants down and I made this one. It's always had the same layout, though the content changes constantly, for I am a fickle creature.

As for what I type in and all that, I don't. I do it all straight on the Internet. I'm so smart that I never ever make grammatical/spelling errors. Ha ha. I hate Envy.nu and am about to write a voodoo poem about it.

There. Bloody interesting, wasn't it?