The cartoon stylin's of Ade!!

Drawings of The Cure

Hey! Betcha didn't know I was artistic, too! Well, you'd be right in that ignorance... anyway, here's some nice little cartoons of the boys. Most will not make sense. They hardly do to me, and it's not fair that any of them should... but anyway! Divided into 4 sections for your easy perusal. Now, on with the slash pics, click click click... (I'm not continuing with that little improvised ditty, as we all know what word rhymes with click.)

Watercolours
By Johännah and Ade
Water Colour Robert- By Ade. Part of the Mother's Day card I made for my mummy. What better way to show my appreciation for her than by making her a last minute card with numerous paintings of my favorite singer on them?
Robert Hug!- By Ade. Part two of the card. I just figured he probably doesn't smell all that miraculous, ok?
Sandwich Simon- By Johännah. This one's based on a fanfic (which shall go unnamed, mwaha) we read... all I know is that Simon and sandwiches seems to be a recurring theme with us. See below. Somewhere.
Cospot- By Johännah and Ade (hence the name). Johännah was attempting to paint the doggy Robert from the "Why Can't I Be You?" video, but she got scared halfway through and had me finish the hair and face. It shows.
Escape!!- By Ade. Robert helps Simon escape from the set of "Close to Me." Can you tell we did most of these after watching Galore?
Filthy Tent- By Johännah. Hehehee. A couple inside jokes of ours rolled into one, though I MUST express my disbelief at what she claims is the "big white tent, y'know, the kind that you can rent for kids to jump on" in the Other Voices video.
Jumpin', Jumpin'- By Ade. Forgive the Destiny's Child reference. Um, this one kinda frightens us. I guess it's a very 80's Robert, though it underwent so many identity changes it could very well be Scott Thompsen with black hair.
Lullaby Porl and Banjo- By Johännah. She spent so long on this one... hmmm. :) I like. The title's rather self-explanatory, I believe.
Candystripe Legs- By Ade. Ok, this picture brings to mind the time four of us got into some black makeup and transformed ourselves into Charlotte, Mooronica, Harley Quinn, and Robert. 3 guesses who was Robert and got to smash herself in a corner in an attempt to recreate this picture.
Old Friends- By Johännah. "Because," she says, "In the Wrong Number video he pets the TV, like it's his best friend and he doesn't want to talk to the scary guy." Note the candy dish of worms.
Day-Glo Perry- By Ade. Perry standing in the dark holding a radioactive candy bar.
Retaliation- By Johännah. Exactly what the title suggests, on location at "Close to Me". We like boots.
Pie!- By Ade. Of all the pictures I have ever painted, ever drawn, this stands as my favorite. Why? Because I made no less than 20 mistakes while painting this picture, but they all worked out in the end- Robert eating the worst pie ever created in the history of man. (Well, *I* liked the pie, but apparently other people are really picky and like their pastries to be cooked, or some silly business like that.)
Trouble on Fascination Street- By Johännah. Take a closer look at the trashcan....

Poorly Drawn Pencil/Sharpie Shit

Best Friends- By Ade (as are all the other pictures from here on, unless otherwise noted). I love this... based on some picture I saw a while back. Non-slashy, sorta. Technicolour included!
The Boris Sandwich - Heheh. Told you sandwiches are a running theme. Why Boris left- "conflicting interests."
The Page of Ultimate Darkness - My. Biproduct of too many caricature studies for ze old comic book. Coming soon- an essay entitled "Why I Don't Like Morrissey."
Supersi's Mental Powers- Keeping in mind that "mental" has more than one meaning. This is yet another comic book bit, this one based directly from my "Man Inside His Mouth" story. I just thought it was cute.
Ambiguously Gay Duo...?- Awwwwwwwww. Still more panels from the comic book I'm making. It's not supposed to be slashy, but sometimes I just can't help myself.
Now This is What I call a 'Real Man'- I told my mum that if she found me a guy who could drink beer like this, she'd have her grandchildren. Now, of course, she doesn't want any. Fickle, fickle.
See the Children - But then, in honour of mothers... me being bored in math class and angry at my friends for never understanding what I mean when I say "eat".
Runaway Simon! - Ho dee ho ho ho. Johännah and I were reading slash one afternoon, and we happened to stumble across a rather... "amusing"... "Simon get-shot" story at Fanfiction.net... anyway, I felt this was a necessary action. I'm rather pleased with my crippled Simon, though Robert is a continual reminder of why I should always start with pencil...
Perry Candy - Perry is magic, man. The name of this implies something a whole lot worse than the actual picture.
Robert, Robert Plant, and Robert's Plant - Snort. Robert Plant scares me badly. Drawn based on an old request from Ri, Lenny decided that he was going to be stupid and try to draw on my picture without me noticing. Which I did, and retaliated. Both versions can be seen here. You lucky dogs.
Return of the Robert - Just in case you wanted pure Robert. The hardest part of this picture was actually the plant.
Battle of the Egos- This one makes me laugh... so... hard. It's not by me, actually... my friend Simon doctered some size-change worksheet we had to do in math class for our entertainment.
Scarf the Scarf- Sigh. This one just about defies any reasonable explanation. But I'll try. Right... have you ever seen the video for "Pictures of You"? Well, I was making my friends watch it, and somehow we decided that Simon eats the scarf he's wearing in it, then devours Lol (resulting in that big animal carcass thing), and then goes after Roger, who is saved when everyone starts throwing snow at him. Um. This is a lot funnier if you were there.
ATTACK OF THE SCARY VIOLIN MAN!!!- These just keep getting worse and worse. Right, you know the "Catch" video, and how horrid Lol looks playing the violin? Well, that scared my friend Armand so much that she went and wrote this scene where Lol comes after Simon and Robert and they have to call the exterminator, who just happens to be Twiggy Ramirez... ok, you know what? Never mind.
Staring at the Sky- Aw. This one is much better. Sort of an illustration for the story of the same name. I drew it while I was supposed to be studying for my Biology final, hence the notebook paper.
Doing the Unstuck- Oh, now this is just... well, I'll give you the basics: Robert is made of cellulose, based on a slip of the tongue when I was trying to say "cellulite." Because of this, when Simon eats him, he cannot digest Robert, but just passes him out, along with the clothes he so desperately craves. Somehow, Robert acquired wings. This is absolutely silly.
'96 Simon - By Sue, because she's filthy and knows how to draw. She drew this in about 5 minutes while Johännah and I watched and drooled.
Seventeen Seconds - Mmmm. I really like this one... 17 year old Rob and Si. Evil because I accidentally smeared charcoal all over it.
Foxy Roger!- For those (cringe) Roger fans out there, I drew a foxy picture of him. Literally.
One More Time- Reminiscent of the song, Robert's lips bother me in this.
Praying to the Gods- Hehehehe. I have no shame. No shame at ALL, I tell ye... and Technicolour to boot!
Again- Because I just realized how perfectly the poem and the picture go together.
Throwing Shapes- Maybe it's because I don't live in England, or maybe it's because I'm not a crackhead like Robert, but I never could figure out what the phrase "all the shapes I throw" precisely meant. So, in a sudden fit of German class inspiration, I drew this.
Cold- I think I'm becoming obsessed with the 17 year old thing...
Odd...- Hehehehe. Someday I'll clean this up and colour it in. For now, enjoy the picture inspired by live photos and laziness.
Indescript- Just that. Another 17 year old picture, only in this one Robert looks seriously like a girl.
The Umbrella Man - Mmm. Drawn in math class, coloured at home, this picture is the biproduct of listening to The Glove's "Looking Glass Girl" and The Tiger Lillies' "Flying Robert" in close sequence. Expect a sequel.
Broken- Oh, sad sad sad. Experimenting with a new way of drawing cartoons, this picture made me want to cry. Which is rather strange, it being a cartoon and whatnot.
A Strange Day- Woop! Ade got bored and drew a mini-comic for everyone.
Thanksgiving- Um, drawn for a Thanksgiving card for everybody. Armand and I are convinced that Robert must eat via osmosis, as it is not humanly possible to get THAT chunky THAT quick, Al Gore aside.
Symphony in E - *NEW* The actual meaning of this picture is anyone's guess, as all it says on the paper is 'senseless, possibly political cartoons; soda crackers..." However, I CAN tell you what's going on in it- Mr. E (of EELS fame) is meeting an EERIELY similar looking Elvis Costello while Robert and Simon look on. Um....

Computer Manipulation

Adonais- Nee. Having listened to this song one too many times and finding charcoal underneath the couch, Ade proceeds to be stupid. Twice, nontheless.
Concert - Ha ha, I don't even remember drawing this one. Pretty damn good for computer. Note the pretty lights and lack of faces on the boys.
Cry Cry Cry - Aw. A little part of a really horrid picture I made. As for the fact none of my computer people have faces, YOU try drawing anything non-geometric in the evil program they call "Microsoft Paint." Sue, you don't count.
Jupiter Crash - I like this. Paint may be evil, but the airbrush sure has a nice effect. Be sure to scroll down all the way.
Lol.com- Snicker. This was a splash panel I made for Keithspants a long, long time ago... it originally had two other places it would take you to depending on where you clicked, but those have long since disappeared... pity, too. I had a really great picture of Lol getting run over with a truck.
Dancin' in the Dark - Uh... I think this is another bit taken from a bigger, more awful picture. Though apparently I'm on crack, because I don't think anyone is strong enough to lift Robert. ; )
T-Shirts Gone Wrong - The only decent drawing of Jason I've ever made, and he had to have no face. I don't know what's going on with Perry.
The Exploding Boy- *NEW* Mwahahahahahahah. Not techincally a drawing, but...

Prancing in the Park
Idle hands are the devil's playground, and when you're in religion class they turn into Disneyland. I find the idea of fat, normally gloomy men romping around in a park too funny, hence these.

Oscar Wilde Goes for a Romp in the Park - The first of the series, and of all three the most believable.
Robert Smith Goes for a Romp in the Park - Having drawn one specifically for Armand, I decide that Oscar needs a friend of my tastes.
Paige Haley Goes for a Romp in the Park - Just because.

So there you have it! Cure cartoons! There will be many, many more forthcoming, and a comic book (currently in the works, though I think you've had your fill of "sneak peeks") too, if I ever get on my lazy ass and start drawing.