Oh yeah, that means "what's new?" in German. Whoo me.

Sunday, January 6th, 2002

Woop woop! Neh. An update to the Other Stuff section, which you'll have to go see for yourself. Snicker. As for story updates, there aren't any quite yet- I'm busy struggling with a story that I can't decide whether to end now and make a nice bit of super-angst or resolve it and make it fluffy as a pancake. Sigh. There's also a new cartoon and stuff in the closet. Ta da.

Monday, December 31st

La la! I managed to squeeze one more in before year's end, Gone. Purple as hell, but I felt I owed such as I haven't updated since November and whatnot. (Not that I don't love you guys, I've just been having... 'problems'. How's that for psychotic sounding, eh? ; ) ) Anyway, expect a new look for a new year...

Friday, November 23rd

Gasp! Could it be? Have I actually broken the sacred rule of only updating on Sundays? Ach, I'm a disgrace in the eyes of... myself. Hmm. Anyway, I bring you much Thanksgiving inspired loveliness, including a mini-comic by myself and a new silly story Armand wrote for me, The Harrowing Tale of How Roger Became Evil. :D

Sunday, November 18th

Sayyyyyyy... it's been awhile, eh? Well, not really, but... ew. Did I just make a Staind song reference? :S Anyway, no new story quite yet, but I did draw two new pictures and write a really weird essay...

Sunday, November 4th

Uh, I added a new slash link. Lackluster, I know, BUT, now that midterms are over, maybe I'll get to spend more than two seconds on something besides the Roman Empire... and if you're REALLY lucky, when I get back from scuba diving today maybe I'll post the codpiece fic I wrote last night... ;)

Sunday, October 21st
New pictures. I want to write so terribly bad, believe me. Unfortunately, the chains of homework have got me down down down...

Sunday, October 14th

Mmm. Burned out from "Cure Night" last night. Bleh. All I can think of is poor anemic Play Out Perry and "please... Robert... I haven't eaten in FIVE WEEKS... please... just let me use... your razor..." Anyway, considering the fact I spent almost all of last night with my friends going back in time in potato boxes in order to make Robert thin again, I don't have much to offer you today aside from a couple new and improved links, pictures, and the promise that I'm working on a nice long 17 Seconds story and that elusive sausage thing....

Sunday, October 7th

Ach, Sunday update is now a scientific law, I do believe. Anyway, both Envy and Fanfiction.net have decided to be bitchy, so alls you get today is a new exceedingly quickly written e-mail story, Doubt, and a rewrite of Creatures in the Rain. If you're good, maybe I'll give you a couple NEW CURE SLASH LINKS!!! Oooooooo! The novelty!

Sunday, September 30th

Ha! See! Another Sunday update. A conspiracy, I tell you. Anyway, happy birthday to my daddy Lenny tommorrow, and I've brought you many updates... a new story, Pictures of You, by my bestest mate, Armand, who I've managed to rope into writing slash. It's in the "Other Stuff" section, too, la LA. Um, also some new pictures, and lotsa new poems and a story on the Tragic Rabbit bit of the site. Go read them, fools. Haaaa. A new story shall be forthcoming very soon, I daresay... I've about 4 in the works. For now, amuse thyself as is.

Sunday, September 22nd (later, in a competent state)

Uh, I just thought I should say happy happy birfday to ze following:

Sue (Sept. 20th)
Jesse (20th)
Mummy (21st)
Sylvia (25th)
Armand (27th)

All within one week of each other; I think it's all just an evil plot to make me go broke buying gifts. Ah well, buying presents for people is my favourite thing to do. If it's your birfday and I didn't wish you a happy one or get you something fun, e-mail and tell me so, silly little twat!

Sunday, September 22nd

Right, Sunday has become official update day. And what an update I bring you today, folks... the launch of a new '17 Seconds' (oo!) series, Simple. It's a random piece of a series Laura thought up and employed my help on, a pre-Cure sort of thing... basically, 17 year old Robert and Simon shagging. Nice, eh? It's probably not going to stay as is for very long; it's one of those endless works in progress. Seen as how I haven't updated in awhile, though, I decided to subject you all to a sneak peek. As my life's decided to turn to utter shit as of late, however, maybe the updates'll start becoming frequent again.

Friday, September 14th

Uh, I fixed a broken link in the Lament section. Feh. So pathetic am I. New slash may be forthcoming very, very soon... possibly Sunday. That seems to be the official update day.

Sunday, September 9

Fff. I either rock or suck incredibly much. In a fit of utter contempt at my sucky Oedipus English essay, I proclaimed, "BAH!! Incest sucks. Fiddle-dee-dee, homosexuality is enough for me!" Bad rhymes aside, here we find the latest venture in my quest for never-ending oddity, 3, which is so dumb and predictable it doesn't deserve a real title. For fun and games, see if you can find the infinitely amusing word I used in this one. (Hint: it's 'scalp')

Sunday, September 2

Arr. School hath started again, and I think my math teacher is in serious need of either alcohol, sex, or drugs (my solutions to life are always so easy, aren't they?), because he's an asshole like you wouldn't believe. Anyway, that's a rather nasty way of saying that updates are going to be fewer as I've got a slew of homework. My fault for taking four honours classes, I suppose. However, I DID add something to the "Other" section, a fact that surprises even me. It's called Seventeen Sexonds and it... man. I don't know what it's supposed to be. Mighty entertaining, actually. There's also some slight changes to some of the stories, having read them all recently and realizing how much I suck.

Saturday, August 25th

I finally made a Links page. How exciting.

Friday, August 24th

No real updates today, I just wanted to take the opportunity to say happy happy 18th birthday to my brother Eamonn. He's an adult now, and I'm petrified. Anyway, in celebration of his manhood, I spent an hour making and putting up this tribute to the oh-so-sexy (no, really!) Stephan Rea. Go on, click it. You might as well (And make sure you catch the links at the bottom of the pages... ;).

Tuesday, August 21st

I finally made an updates page! Yay! Heh. I've also created a Ratings System (because it was fun) and generally fooled around with the mechanics of the site after paying a long overdue visit to HTML Goodies. Notice the nice non-underlined links and resource windows? I'm so computer-saavy. Maybe someday I'll learn how to actually make my site nice looking. Bah. Worse than Roger, I am. Oh, there's a new story in Do the Hansa, too; Pie and Lager, an odd little children's primer. Enjoyyy.

Envy.nu is FINALLY back up, after shutting down for no apparent reason for a couple of days. Oh how I hate thee, envy. Anyway, there's a new story in Lament, The Final Sound, which is really more a short random piece of angst (:P), but still. Also, a new ending (and title) for Drowning Wordless . Oh, and there's a new story in Do the Hansa, Burn, cowritten by Laura and I. 'Tis terribly, terribly funny. Go read. Now, please.