Links
For all
your escaping needs
Slashy Goodness
(Including three new ones! Woo fucking hoo!)
Stains on the Carpet (lol!!)-
Ho ho! The best Cure site out there, mainly for the name
and the infinitely fun "mix and match" picture thing.
Slash and constantly changing layouts all courtesy
of the evil, evil Laura. :D
Bloodflowers - By Raven. Nice stories, chock full of dark
promise. Make sure you find ze link to Mystery Science Cure Theater 3000, too...
Fiction Records-
The place that started it all. Run by Twi, it's an archive of a
veritable SLEW of Cure slash, including some wonderful ones from
the now defunct Tangerine Gardens.
Smoking Poetry-
The archive of the Yahoo!
club. Sorry about the rather lackluster description of these sites... it's slash. What can I say? It's alllll good.
Love.less-
Twi's site. Now, if you're a real purveyor (sp? Bah. Forget that.)
of Cure slash, as you should be what with your being at this site
and all, you'll know that Twi is, like, the queen of fanfiction
and writing in general. However, that is
not why I love it so dearly. I love it because she linked my old
site, Keithspants,
and in the end, vanity conquers all.
Perfumed Kiss- What I consider to be some of the most
beautiful
Cure slash out there. Plus, Colleen has a
list of people who would look good in bunny suits, including the
incredible piece of man sausage, the wonder that is Trey Parker.
Need I say more? (Probably not about man-sausage... :P)
Love Set Fire-
Yay! Another girl (Ang) who not only has a real sense of humour but a
link to Keithspants as well. Oh, and some dem fine stories. Dem fine. Make
sure you take the Cure quiz as well... puts me in stitches.
A La Belle Etoile- Uhhhhh... donna know too much about this
site, except that it's home of the longest feckin' Cure story I've
ever seen, "Lovesong". That said... go. I'm getting very tired of
URLs.
Japanese Whispers-
Mmm. The site of all things lovely- slash, quotes, slash, pictures,
slash, links to my page... feh. Ligea rocks.
Polypharmic Illumination-
I really have no idea where this one popped out of... it was just
suddenly... there. BOOM! Like a dart. Heh. Anyway, the site of
sexy... sex... and much grunting. Run by Zayra.
Bananafishbones -
The home of Katie the Sugar Girl. She, uh, really likes the Cure.
Never Say Forever
For those of you who can't get enough of that little boy slash,
here's a site that promises more teenage angst than you can possibly
hope for.
Fanfiction.net-
Ok, now I'm really stretching it... there's a few Cure stories here
that aren't on any website, but really. I (and most likely your
doctor) seriously advise against reading them.
Other Links
Fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Hey You!-
Or whatever the hell it's called. Ramblings by Sylvia. I don't
know why; all she ever does is rant about Sloan and Canadian bands
but somehow I'm drawn to it... perhaps because it's Sylvia.
Actually, that'd be a good description for this site- "it's Sylvia."
Yeah, ignore all that junk above, all you need is right here- "it's Sylvia."
Pow-
Ah, I don't know what the hell the name of these websites are.
Ri's site. Ri is ultra-mega cool for 3 reasons- 1)She linked me,
2)She likes Edward Gorey and just about everything under the sun
that is cool, and 3)Lets me call her Ri. That said, go and enjoy
all the rockqueen-y goodness.
TheSpark.com-
A place of endless amusement. Personality tests, people contracting
athletes foot for no other reason than our endless amusement,
people getting fat for no reason other than our endless amusement,
people putting rotten meat in other people's yards for no... ah,
just go there. You'll see what I mean.
TheCure.com-
Cause I feel I owe them something. Actually, it's quite a bit of
fun to go and read
the lyrics until you begin to realize that allllll the songs are about
sex... that, or Robert getting old. And having sex.
Swansongs.net-
The host to end all hosts.
Deep Green heart-
Just because I couldn't resist putting it up. The Cure site to end
all Cure sites, by the girl who steals Laura's photos. Actually,
to tell the truth, this site scares me terribly. If you manage to
find the page about Robert's armpit, you'll know what I'm talking
about.
Stor Troopers!!-
Oh, this place is absolute loads of fun. You can make and dress
little people... actually, that description sounds rather scary.
You've probably seen these around... mine turned out suprisingly
well, once I'd doctored the shirt to suit my tastes.
Slave Labor Graphics-
I order you to go max out your credit cards here. Because really.
What better way to spend your money than on merchandise of
THE funniest comic
books ever made?
Sky Blue Sounds-
Whilst you're in a spending mood, here's the Cure store to end all
Cure stores (I seem to be stuck on that phrase.) How do you know
it's great? They. Have. Robert. Smith. TROLLS.
HTML Goodies-
Ach, meine gute. Where you go to learn how to make websites, and,
if you're like me, feel bad at how un-techno-saavy you are.
Rocktoons.com-
Heh. One of the greatest pages I've ever seen. I'm going to
marry Tyler Martin and make him draw a better Curetoon. The U2 one
just frightens me.
Billy The Egomaniac-
Smashing Pumpkin-y inspiration for my Curetoons.
Peter Pan's Home Page-
This both amuses and confuses me to no end.
Joe Cartoon-
This site is terribly entertaining (especially "The Funky Chicken"), but also a terrible pain in the ass, what with all the loading.
Chick Publications-
This coporation is after me. I keep finding these
little books EVERYWHERE... in my Halloween candy, at the fair,
in my freakin' coat... so I finally went to their website, and
now I can honestly say my deep loathing for uppity born-agains is
not only wholly justified, but deeply amused as well.
Stick Death.com-
Things so violently simplistic should not be so endearingly hilarious.
Audiogalaxy-
The nice Napster, this place'd be PERFECT if it weren't for the fact
it likes to cut the ends off songs. Still, it beats having to force
typos to find one song.
Marilyn Manson.com-
Just because he's such a crackhead. Actually, of all the Manson
sites out there, this is probably the least scariest one.
Atom Films-
Oh, Angry Kid, you art mein saviour.
Archie McPhee-
The Seattle store that takes pride in the phrase "useless crap".
Virtual Crack- Just because.
The Shrine of Bad Reeds-
This place boths frightens and angers me. The fact someone actually
took the time to make this, coupled with the fact he's an idiot
clarinetist (i.e. half-moron who couldn't play an oboe if he TRIED)
who has it in for oboe players (ie ME) produce this lovely effect, and also
gets him a link on my site as that way I have an excuse to bitch about him.
And here you thought classic music was boring. :D
Tell Me That I'm Dreaming-
Oh, Nicki. You owe me BIG for this.
So there you have it... linky link link link links.
Uh, there will eventually be more of these as well as a better system
of listing them, but for now... click to your hearts content.
Or go Back. Whatever.
