Well, you must be feeling brave... this is Do the Hansa, the
holding facility of all my absolutely senseless Cure stories
(namely, all of them. Well, all the ones worth reading, anyway.)
Hmm... not much to explain... the stories are all by various people... uh...
they're all pretty much all implied Robert/Simon slash, except
for that one extremely nasty Lol/Roger thing I wrote. Speaking
of Lol and Roger, if you like/respect/tolerate them in shape or
form, please do not e-mail me and complain about how almost every
plot of these stories seems to revolve around them either
getting run over by a truck or physically/emotionally abused.
They're just so easy to pick on. Hmm... oh, yes, some of the
dialogue in these stories has been "Cockneyfied", meaning that we
spell out the words they're saying phonetically. If you can't
read something, try pronouncing the syllables out loud; usually
you'll be able to figure it out. And if you still can't... well,
too bad for you.
Stories
The Cure in a Hotel Room-
By Sylvia. Robert and Simon get locked in a hotel room by Lol
while Boris is out getting limes and lager. Whatever will the
boys do? Thanks to the religious brainwashing of Sylvia, not much.
Rated PG-13
for lots of unintelligble Cockney, a teensy bit of sex and violence,
and a couple Who references. This story
also happens to have a sister story,
Sloan
in a Hotel Room, which I highly recommend you don't read.
Things to Do on a Rainy Day-
By Ade. Robert's sad, and Simon doesn't know what to do! But
with the help of a truck, the Japanese Mafia, and a whole lotta
lager, he manages to find a way to get Robert back to his usual
perky (snicker) self. My favorite story, personally. Rated
R
(well, in silly terms, anyway)for a helluva lot of violence, kissing,
song references, and a slightly graphic description of a dead Lol.
Watching Him Pee-By Sylvia (title by Ade!)
Simon comes over to Robert's house and watches him pee. Title just
about says it all. PG-13
as it has very little sex, but Cockney as only Sylvia can screw
with.
How to Blow Up the Earth In 5 Easy Steps-
It's Robert's birthday (well, not really) and Simon's got him a
lovely present! But oh no! What's to be done? It's too damn small,
and part of it's invisible... um, you might notice this one's a bit...
"odd", this being due to the fact that when i wrote it I a) was
horribly mad at Sylvia for reasons forgotten, b)was extremely
sick and c)had been watching "The Young Ones" on marathon the
entire day. That said, enjoy!
NC-17(!)
for extremely extreme violence and actual sex. Yes! SEX!!!
The One in Which Lol Does Not Get Run Over By a Truck-By Ade.
It's Christmas time, and Robert wants Simon to help him decorate his tree.
However, just as they are about to earn this story a NC-17 rating,
they get two very "unexpected" visitors.
PG-13 1/2
for a little bit of
violence, a little suggestive language, a little Cockney, and a
whole lotta fun fun angst.
Sex Between Tall People-By Ade.
Just that. Contains sex and the firm belief that people over six
feet should not have sex together, due to the possiblity of being
crushed. NC-17,
for obvious reasons.
Guaranteed to Piss You Off or Your Money Back- By Ade.
If you've yet to be angered by my various potrayls of the boys so
far, fear not! This fanfic is for you.
R
for really, really
gross implied sex, angst, and violence. All that good stuff.
The Wrong Roger-By Sylvia.
There are way too many people in the world named Roger, as this
fanfic bears witness to. Uh, I'm not quite sure WHAT it's rated,
as I've yet to figure it out completely. Guest apperance by Roger
Daltrey.
Fanfic Through the Instant Messanger #1- By Ade
(Snide comments by Sylvia) This one is slighty hard to understand,
but it's basically me writing Sylvia a fanfic while talking on AOL Instant
Messanger. I'm adpsyro, she is Observingpaul. Presented with all the
original typos. Otherwise, it just wouldn't be the same.
NC-17
cause I forgot what's in it.
Fanfic Through the Instant Messanger #2-
By Ade (more snide comments by Sylvia) Continuing our little
series, I write her another as she is apparently not satisfied.
This time, I put Keefy (Keith Moon) in it, just for her.
NC-17
. Just because.
Fanfic Through the Instant Messanger #3- By Ade
(Still more snide comments by, once again, Sylvia) Uh, this
completes the trilogy, but I'm sorry, I have absolutely NO idea
what we're talking about. I just like trinities.
It's NC-17,
at any rate.
A Man Inside His Mouth- By Ade.
Ah, my latest "conventional" funny fic, this story has been described as
"brilliant", "absolutely hilarious", and, the epitome of them all
, "the most realistic Cure fanfiction story ever written." Got a
lot to live up to, huh? Anyway, the summary: Simon's hell-bent on
visiting his friend, but Robert seems very out of sorts...
whatever will they do?
R
for little sex (though they are
characteristically pantless), but so much violence it'll make a
ceramic caterpillar jump.
The Shortest Story in the World-
By Laura & Ade. This is what happens when we're bored with
computers within our reach. Originally written in MSN chat,
Laura attracted many stares in some Internet Cafe while writing
this gem. The plot? We don't like Roger. As if that wasn't enough,
it's NC-17
as well.
Burn (Or, as it affectionately known by those in 'the know', "SUPERANGST!!")-
*NEW* By Ade and Laura. What I consider to be the greatest,
deepest, most thought-provoking, tear-jerking love story ever written.
Sure, you're skeptical at first, but then you gotta ask yerself-
"What the HELL is it doing in the silly section?"
NC-17
because we know how you feisty fellas are.
Pie and Lager-
By Ade. A children's primer (currently without pictures...
sorry) written solely because I like the phrase "cry, Roger, cry."
Six different chapters, too.
PG
for a teensy bit of suggestive language. It's a children's story,
for Christ's sake! Yeesh.
The Harrowing Tale of How Roger Became Evil-
*NEW* By Armand. Hmmmm. To understand this story, you must realize four things: 1- Roger
is incredibly, credibly evil. 2- Both the Michael boy from Billy Elliot
and Professor Quirell from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
are, in fact, Roger in disguise. 3- The verb 'roger' is incredibly
amusing. 4- Perry is not allowed to touch Simon!!!! Heh. Now that
that's taken care of, enjoy.
PG for scariness and a kiss.
Horribly Blatant Mary-Sues
Because I like to, that's why.
Fic With a Prologue and Two Parts-
By Sylvia and Ade. Um, I think this was based loosely on something
I uttered while sleepy/drunk. Then again, maybe we're just
strange. Oh, let's just call it avant garde and be done with it.
Contains Sylvia, Ade, Robert, Simon, Pete Townshend, the members
of Sloan, and my ex-father, Beck.
R
for several very graphic
(and very confusing) scenes of the shedding of pants and many,
many inside jokes.
Babble- By Ade.
TECHNICALLY not a Mary Sue, but y'know. This actually has a much
longer title I'm not about to type out in the summary. But,
basically, it's what happens when Ade's brain goes haywire and
she's much too tired to write anything but personification
dialogues. Uh...
PG-13
for some implied sex, and lots and lots of
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Lol, sorry, that was supposed to say "really horrid slurs thrown
back and forth between the boys", but the cat decided she was
going to help me type.
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