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La la. Looky here, there's three things on this page. Yay.


Other Stuff


The Ten Commandments of Cure Slash- Lol. This really just defies explanation.
Seventeen Sexonds- By Ade and Laura. We are crackheads. Seriously. I was doped on tree juice (aka Claritin D) and in MSN chat with Laura, and I suddenly decided to write a story where they have sex in 17 seconds. Laura said to make it to rhyme, and the next thing I know this was in my inbox and we'd spent half an hour de-Depeche Modeing it.
Pictures of You - By Armand. Um, this is in the other sections because I really can't tell if she meant this to be funny or not... when she's nice, she writes me Cure slash. When she's not so nice, she buys me Morrissey postcards. :S The first time story to end all first time stories. PG-13 because it's cute.
The Holy Hour- Mwaha! We had to write a paper in World Cultures class about where we would like to make a pilgrimage to... written 80 years in the future, this is really nothing more than an extremely messed up Mary Sue. Still, it's funny.
If Your Friends Don't Dance...- Snicker. Fooled you! This isn't even Cure! It's... *drumroll* BILLY ELLIOT SLASH! Dun dun DUN! It's also extremely weird. What can I say? R for underage drinking, attempts at seduction, and a serious lack of ballet. Go on. You know you want to read it. :D


Yeah, that's it. Lol. This page is odd. Oh, wait... you can read the profile of my caterpillar, Porl, as well if you want. That's right here.